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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
April Fools Day - Really, Really, Really Bad Idea
Well as it turns out April Fools day pranks are a really, really, really bad idea. I'm a typical joker and like to play the occasional prank but they have never gone this far....................
The day started like any other day. I got up, dressed, made school lunches, got the kids ready for school, and we headed out the door. As I dropped them off at school I realized when siging in that today was April 1st, it was April Fools Day! I told the kids goodbye and said "I'm going to have to call Daddy and prank him for April Fools". Whoops, this was a really, really, really bad idea.
I started thinking of things I could say. I thought about being sick, pregnant, in a car accident, but I really didn't want to jinx myself. So I went with this one...that was a really, really, really bad idea.
I called the store and asked for John:
John: This is Raley's can I help you.
Me: Hey, I'm at home and I have a flat tire and AAA is here to fix it but I can't find my AAA card so I need you to come home and show them yours, because I need to get to work.......
John: Okay, I'm leaving right now. CLICK
Me: WAIT, April Fools!!! JOHNNNNNNNN (Oh @#$%)
I called the store back immediately and you know what?....Yep it was too late, he was already on his way. (Oh @#$%) There was nothing I could do, except feel really awful.
I tried to think of ways to stop him, but there were none. He doesn't carry a cell phone with him. My Mom didn't answer her phone, I was going to ask her for help. There was absolutely nothing I could do. :(
I hoped and prayed all the way to work that he was just pranking me back and hadn't really left the store, but unfortunately that was not the case.
So as you can see this was a really, really, really bad idea. I feel absolutely awful and John got in trouble for leaving work.
Ever have one of those days that you wish you could just start over? Well this is one of them. I just made a Fool out of myself and my husband.
Think before you prank... I should have gone with the pregnancy.
The day started like any other day. I got up, dressed, made school lunches, got the kids ready for school, and we headed out the door. As I dropped them off at school I realized when siging in that today was April 1st, it was April Fools Day! I told the kids goodbye and said "I'm going to have to call Daddy and prank him for April Fools". Whoops, this was a really, really, really bad idea.
I started thinking of things I could say. I thought about being sick, pregnant, in a car accident, but I really didn't want to jinx myself. So I went with this one...that was a really, really, really bad idea.
I called the store and asked for John:
John: This is Raley's can I help you.
Me: Hey, I'm at home and I have a flat tire and AAA is here to fix it but I can't find my AAA card so I need you to come home and show them yours, because I need to get to work.......
John: Okay, I'm leaving right now. CLICK
Me: WAIT, April Fools!!! JOHNNNNNNNN (Oh @#$%)
I called the store back immediately and you know what?....Yep it was too late, he was already on his way. (Oh @#$%) There was nothing I could do, except feel really awful.
I tried to think of ways to stop him, but there were none. He doesn't carry a cell phone with him. My Mom didn't answer her phone, I was going to ask her for help. There was absolutely nothing I could do. :(
I hoped and prayed all the way to work that he was just pranking me back and hadn't really left the store, but unfortunately that was not the case.
So as you can see this was a really, really, really bad idea. I feel absolutely awful and John got in trouble for leaving work.
Ever have one of those days that you wish you could just start over? Well this is one of them. I just made a Fool out of myself and my husband.
Think before you prank... I should have gone with the pregnancy.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Where are the Woods?
Well that's one heck of a question. Is it bad when you cannot remember the password to your blog? Oh well, I'm here now.
Some things we've been up to:
I finally completed all of my DNA training at work. What does this mean? We'll it means I'm never going to run out of work. It means I get to perform body fluid identification, DNA analysis, and testify in court to my findings. The last part makes me a little nervous, but I'll have to just get over it.
Brandon is in T-ball this year. He's on the A's which made John very happy. I think Brandon has worn his hat everyday since cap-night, even with his pajamas. It's all about the hat.
Last night both of the kids performed in the school Talent Show, it was absolutely adorable. Shelby sang and Brandon told a joke (he was the only Kid from Kindergarten).
This morning the kids were looking all around the house to see if a Leprechaun had stopped by. They were telling me one must have and that a bunch of items with green had been moved around the house. I continued to put my make-up on and Brandon realized I wasn't quite interested.
Brandon "What's the matter you don't like Leprechauns?"
Me "Not really."
Brandon "Don't you realize if we find his gold we'll be rich!"
Me "Well in that case you better just keep on looking."
He was so serious. Who am I to say a Leprechaun didn't leave Gold in our house, I sure hope they find it.
This weekend I want to relax and enjoy my time with the kids. It seems like Shelby has had work to finish from class the last three weekends. This week I told her to not bring any home. I think her teacher thought I was crazy, I just want my little girl to have a break.
That's all for now.
Some things we've been up to:
I finally completed all of my DNA training at work. What does this mean? We'll it means I'm never going to run out of work. It means I get to perform body fluid identification, DNA analysis, and testify in court to my findings. The last part makes me a little nervous, but I'll have to just get over it.
Brandon is in T-ball this year. He's on the A's which made John very happy. I think Brandon has worn his hat everyday since cap-night, even with his pajamas. It's all about the hat.
Last night both of the kids performed in the school Talent Show, it was absolutely adorable. Shelby sang and Brandon told a joke (he was the only Kid from Kindergarten).
This morning the kids were looking all around the house to see if a Leprechaun had stopped by. They were telling me one must have and that a bunch of items with green had been moved around the house. I continued to put my make-up on and Brandon realized I wasn't quite interested.
Brandon "What's the matter you don't like Leprechauns?"
Me "Not really."
Brandon "Don't you realize if we find his gold we'll be rich!"
Me "Well in that case you better just keep on looking."
He was so serious. Who am I to say a Leprechaun didn't leave Gold in our house, I sure hope they find it.
This weekend I want to relax and enjoy my time with the kids. It seems like Shelby has had work to finish from class the last three weekends. This week I told her to not bring any home. I think her teacher thought I was crazy, I just want my little girl to have a break.
That's all for now.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Love these kids!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Someone Shot My House


Well, I think the title pretty much tells the whole story. Someone shot the front window of our house. They used a pellet gun so there's no real evidence. I'm taking it personal because no one else in the neighborhood has had anything happen and they would have been standing in my front yard, near my railing when they shot. I'm super mad and a little scared. I don't want anything else to happen and I'm trying not to freak the kids out. You'd think I lived in the hood...not a nice neighborhood.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Life is Busy
Now that school has started up and I have a 2nd grader and a Kindergartener I always feel a little rushed.
I've been what I think is super organized and what John thinks is incredibly OC. I have two bowls on the kitchen counter. One for Shelby and the other for Brandon. I make them decide on Sundays what they want for snack and their lunch boxes for the week and I get they all ready in individual baggies. WHY you say? Well, now that I'm packing extra lunches everyday I needed a way to shortcut. I think it's great. So far this week I haven't yelled at the kids at all in the morning... I want everyone to get off to a great start and I've made it to work on time.
Additionally, I've signed on for way too many PTO Events, but I do like to keep busy. Here's what I'm into at the moment....T-shirt sales, School Webmaster, PTO Secretary, Harvest Festival Chairman, Movie Night Co-Chairman...what was I thinking? All of these except Secretary and Webmaster will be over and done with by October 15th and although it seems far away..it's approaching at a quick pace.
I feel a bit stressed out about it all, but I know it will all turn out great.
Maybe this weekend I'll have time to post the pictures from the first day of school...but no promises.
I've been what I think is super organized and what John thinks is incredibly OC. I have two bowls on the kitchen counter. One for Shelby and the other for Brandon. I make them decide on Sundays what they want for snack and their lunch boxes for the week and I get they all ready in individual baggies. WHY you say? Well, now that I'm packing extra lunches everyday I needed a way to shortcut. I think it's great. So far this week I haven't yelled at the kids at all in the morning... I want everyone to get off to a great start and I've made it to work on time.
Additionally, I've signed on for way too many PTO Events, but I do like to keep busy. Here's what I'm into at the moment....T-shirt sales, School Webmaster, PTO Secretary, Harvest Festival Chairman, Movie Night Co-Chairman...what was I thinking? All of these except Secretary and Webmaster will be over and done with by October 15th and although it seems far away..it's approaching at a quick pace.
I feel a bit stressed out about it all, but I know it will all turn out great.
Maybe this weekend I'll have time to post the pictures from the first day of school...but no promises.
Friday, July 30, 2010
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things and Confessions
I'm just sitting here thinking about a few of my favorite things...so I thought I'd share.
I love fancy coffee. I've never been a "morning have to have my coffee person", but I do like one for a treat. I just wish they weren't so expensive. I probably buy one a week.
I love pedicures. They make you feel so good and relaxed. If you don't get them you're really missing out. This indulgence cost about $25.00. I'd like to get one every month, but I probably only get 4 each year.
Okay, so here's a true confession. I could eat Ice Cream every day. I love it. I actually went about two months without having it...but it is such a nice evening treat. How often do I eat it...it depends, but I think once a week would be good.
For a nice relaxing get away I love the beach. I get lost on the beach. Time flies and I don't even know how far Ive walked. It's so relaxing to me. I would like to go to the beach at least four times each year.
I also love swimming and really want to put in a pool at our house. I think maybe this winter we'll finally be able to work out the money for it. I could swim everyday in the summer.
I love fancy coffee. I've never been a "morning have to have my coffee person", but I do like one for a treat. I just wish they weren't so expensive. I probably buy one a week.




I love laughing and making people laugh. Laughter for me makes my whole body smile...do you know what I mean?
I love giving gifts.
I love being busy, and love helping out.
I love being crafty and love seeing what I've made.
I love throwing parties and am always proud of how they turn out.
And most of all I love my little munchkins who share each day of my life and make me smile and make me so very proud of them. I definately need them everyday. Especially Saturday mornings when they crawl in bed me with me to snuggle. It makes my day. Last week I told Brandon, "Thanks for snuggling, it made my day." He said, "It made my day too Mama." What more can I say.
What are your favorite things?
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